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Wibbly thin half paper half card with Kittens, Dogs, baubles and glitter. Get in to the shit Christmas spirit of things by buying the cheapest nastiest cards from your local garage, or you can raise some money for Charidee mate with these corkers! Here's just a small selection of Shit Christmas Cards that are actually available in the shops RIGHT NOW for you to buy - Classic
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If you're going to waste your money on people you dont really care about, then you might as well spend it in seasonal style on some proper shit christmas gifts... Shit Christmas gifts for him, Shit Christmas gifts for her, Shit Christmas gifts for kids, and not forgetting the shit secret Santa gifts for under a fiver that many of you are obliged to give to colleagues and co-workers that you're not going to get a snog from, so why bother making the effort - it's anonymous isn't it? Show how you really don't care with piece of pointless Christmas shit.
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Vibrating Santas, Flashing lights, snow spray, plastic holly, and now Christmas toilet seats? That's just the inside of the house - Don't get me started on National Grid draining outside Bulbs, reindeers, sleigh rides, Nativity Scenes and Santa in a Helicopter??
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Gone are the days of a decent Christmas Smasher like 'here it is Merry Christmas'. Now everyone wants to release something Shit at Christmas. Here's our selection of the worst bandwaggon abusers and Shit Christmas Songs to help make your Christmas Day even more SHIT!
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This is not just food, this is Shit Christmas food. Marks & Spencer, Iceland, Tescos, Sainsburys, - they all love to sell us plastic and tasteless shit at Christmas, and because it's got holly on it - they can bung on an extra fiver... and it NEVER looks like it does on the adverts when I cook it! See our seasonal selection of Shit Christmas Food and Shit Christmas Recipes to help you create the Shit Christmas Dinner of the century
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If you want to make yours or other people's pets miserable this Christmas, then why not get drunk, make them wear uncomfortable and stupid clothes 'just for a laugh', then make them dance with you once you've started on the port. See our guide to Shit Christmas gifts for Pets
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Bridgett Jones - need I say more - Giles Brandreth has a lot to answer for... Our Selection of hand made by grandma Shit Christmas Jumpers are a MUST! |
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We HAVE to stay in with our family, so at least give us a chance to escape into something decent - We've been here all day and we don't want to have any more shit Christmas conversations with the idiots we have no choice in being related to... Our Guide to this years SHIT Christmas Films & Shit Christmas TV
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Having to pretend you're looking forward to socialising with people that you have been trying to avoid all year is just SHIT - and now it starts in NOVEMBER? The MD will talk shop whilst pretending he isn't looking at everyone's tits, and you HAVE to speak to him as he's paying... The office sex pest will try to get off with any girl that isn't talking to someone else, the quiet girl will take her knickers off and dance on the table with her top over her head it starts at 5pm SHARP and it's going to be a long night... The only way to escape them is to work on your own! |
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Some Christmas Trees should just give it up and go home! Take a look at Shit Christmas Trees |
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Nothing sucks more than a Shit Christmas on your own. Here are our top 10 tips for surviving a Shit Christmas on your own |
